- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What's up? A direction...

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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