What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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