why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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baby loves lalma

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Halo < COD

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's a small person? A midget

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Women's Sports

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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