- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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