What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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