womens rights to vote

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Do you need any assistance?

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Poop

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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I am really good at math debating

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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The 19th Amendment

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Women Voting

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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