What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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