What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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