- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

What's a small person? A midget

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Nobody cares.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

can't wait until the baby boomers die

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Society.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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