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Nobody cares.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Women's sports

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Black Veil Brides.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A russian gives away vodka.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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