- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

i like tits

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

The 13th Amendment...

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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