- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Penis penis poop butt

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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