What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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The Holocaust

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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