a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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