Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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