- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Women's Rights.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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