Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Flab

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Asians

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Ebola

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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