Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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A jew go out of a bar

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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That's Racist

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What's clear and wet? water

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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