A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

A jew go out of a bar

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

That's Racist

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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