hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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