A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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