What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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A jew go out of a bar

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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That's Racist

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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