Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Women's rights.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

A child with cancer grows up.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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