A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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HTML

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Looks through the peephole.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Flab

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Asians

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