- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Gestapo.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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