What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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