what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What is the best part about football The scoring

whats brown and smells like shit shit

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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