There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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