Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Do you know what they say? Words

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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