What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Don't think of granny porn

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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