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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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