- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Cold camel scrotum.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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