- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cold camel scrotum.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

A blind man walks into a pole.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Don't think of granny porn

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Watch your lips.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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