Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Looks through the peephole.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Flab

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Asians

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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