Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Alt F4

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Woman's Rights

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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