Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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your mom

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Hippopatomous!

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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