- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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