- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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