Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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The Holocaust

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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