Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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