What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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