Take my wife- to the store.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What time is it? 10:58

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Women

Women's Rights

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What is next?

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

I know a black girl named beyonca.

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