Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

A Banana wrote this...

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Homework.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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