I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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black people

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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