Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

thumb_up thumb_down

42

thumb_up thumb_down

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

thumb_up thumb_down

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down

Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

thumb_up thumb_down

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

thumb_up thumb_down

It burns when I pee sometimes.

thumb_up thumb_down

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Sit on Santas lap Boner

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What would you rather do or drag a board?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

thumb_up thumb_down -4

a black father

thumb_up thumb_down -6

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

thumb_up thumb_down -6

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops