knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

( o Y o )

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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