Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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A black man walks into a book store.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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obama

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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