- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

zebras

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What is 2+2? 4!

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

whats brown? poop.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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