- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Can you see this brett? Connor

women outside of the kitchen

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Garry Glitters on here

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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