Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Your time.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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