Jared Gough is a slut

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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