how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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guess what chicken butt

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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general tso's broccoli

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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