- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

knock knock go away ok

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

An Asian walks out of the library.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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