- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Guess what? Holocaust

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Dancing Potatoe!

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Where's my shotgun

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Women

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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