Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Japan called... They need help.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

I am on a escalator.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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