- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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