Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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