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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Woman's rights

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Dani barton= lovely

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

bum sex lol

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

hello

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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