- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

How old are you? 20

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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