First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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poop

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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