- Anti Joke

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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