What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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