- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Knock Knock Yes?

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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