What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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