A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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a man walks into horse bar

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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